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My computer has got slow. Do I need a new one?
Almost never. On any machine made after roughly 2015, slowness is caused by a mechanical hard drive, a full disk, too many startup programmes, or a background Windows Update still finishing. An SSD and a clean startup list typically restores 80% of the original speed for under £100. Replace the machine when the CPU genuinely can't keep up, not because Windows feels sluggish.
Is that 'Microsoft has detected a virus' pop-up real?
No. Microsoft never displays a phone number in a browser pop-up, and Defender never asks you to ring anyone. Close the browser with Task Manager (Ctrl+Shift+Esc), do not call the number, and never let anyone you did not ring connect to your machine. If someone already has, disconnect the network and change your banking passwords from a different device.
Do I need paid antivirus in the UK?
For most home users, no. Microsoft Defender, kept updated, scores comparably to paid products in independent testing. What actually reduces risk is multi-factor authentication on your email, a password manager, and not running day-to-day as a local administrator. Paid suites make sense for small businesses that need central reporting.
How often should I really back up?
Anything you would be upset to lose needs two copies in two places, one of them offline or in the cloud. For a home user that means OneDrive or iCloud plus an external drive you plug in monthly. For a business, daily automated backup with a monthly restore test — an untested backup is a guess, not a backup.
Is it worth upgrading an old laptop or buying new?
Work out the honest maths. An SSD plus RAM on a 2017–2020 laptop is usually £80–£150 and buys three more useful years. It is not worth it when the hinge or screen is broken, the battery is swollen, or the CPU is a low-end Celeron or Pentium. We will tell you which side of that line you are on before you spend anything.
Why does my Wi-Fi say connected but nothing loads?
That specific symptom is nearly always DNS, not the connection. Your device has an address on the local network but cannot translate website names into addresses. Switching the router to 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8 fixes it in most cases. If it comes back regularly, the router's own DNS relay is failing and the router needs replacing.
Someone has accessed my email. What comes first?
Order matters. Change the email password first from a device you trust, then turn on multi-factor authentication, then check the forwarding rules and the recovery address — attackers leave a hidden rule so they keep receiving your mail after you change the password. Only after that, change the passwords on anything that resets through that mailbox.
Can you fix things without coming to my house?
Around nine in ten jobs, yes. Anything that is software, settings, email, Windows, printing or accounts is done over a secure one-time remote session while you watch. Physical work — a failed drive, a broken screen, cabling a house for network points — needs an engineer in the room.